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Once upon a time...

I'm going to make a game. Each person makes one statement relevant to the post above theirs in order to create a story.

For example:
Person 1 "Once upon a time there was a green ape..."
Person 2 "...who live in a tree stump and..."
Person 3 "...tortured praying mantises all day..."

Rules.. don't make an ending, leave the story open. That's it.

And so on. Most of you know how to play so this should be interesting.

Here we go...

Once upon a time there was a rapper...
abr5

who was a wiger
Roll Tide

..that lived in his '97 Neon..
sinisterNorth

..down by the docks..
Smitty

of Lake Titicaca(sp?)
tarallo

in Narnia and he liked to
abr5

stalk little children while
tarallo

beating chalupas with a fire extinguisher and
You Wont See Me

singing "hit me baby one more time" with
RoboCop

YWSM while driving his...
abr5

tricycle that had a
Roll Tide

..teleporter, so he..
abr5

teleported to the white house and...
TriggerHappy1

...had lunch with the president because...
Roll Tide

..they were good buddies because..
redneckdeerhunter

They both lived on a ranch in Soai Japan where
Roll Tide

..Young Dizza (the rapper) started...
abr5

and where the president learned to rap when...
g36 monkey

...he was in highschool with....
abr5

muhammed ali (sp?) who enjoyed
tigman250

......picking his nose and drinking gasoline while watching....
abr5

2 drunk hobos fighting in the ghetto of
redneckdeerhunter

New Zeland, where goats....
tigman250

....scoot on rednecks pipe while TH1 watches, afterward they all head to the bar where they......
abr5

what goat strip dancers while getting drunk and...
g36 monkey

high all night meanwhile,
You Wont See Me

Smitty dashes into action because
Smitty

Dave Chapelle turned white and
RoboCop

Smitty loves black people because..
abr5

they tend to have large...

Laughing
Smitty

lips but abr turned emo and
pb125

I love kangaroos.

Tounge
g36 monkey

and bobcats because
Smitty

they smell like YWSM but
g36 monkey

its not really an overwhelming smell, more of....
You Wont See Me

pure manly man unlike
redneckdeerhunter

....cats, because they smell dust and....
abr5

like to climb all over
RoboCop

your dogs that like to eat..
abr5

dog food made from the finest
sinisterNorth

...Cambodian breast milk, however...
Roll Tide

..the rapper decided that he was gunna leave the game because..
abr5

he had to take a monster crap before he went to
RoboCop

abr5's asian restaurant which had food that tasted like...
You Wont See Me

Mcdonalds because
tigman250

he stole ronalds recipie book, when ronald found out he.....
TriggerHappy1

killed many innocent customers with
tigman250

hot cooking oil. when the cops showed up they....
sinisterNorth

...played rock, paper, scissors to decide...
RoboCop

who will eat the chicken fingers with the possibility that there was a human finger in it with a
abr5

bone sticking out of it after it had been
g36 monkey

mangled to pieces because....
abr5

he cut it with a chainsaw while we was cutting...
sinisterNorth

..the giant beanstalk that appeared outside his window which...
tigman250

led to a giant bag of....
Justice

crunchy croch critters and then
g36 monkey

The Hoodasubang, a great creature from
abr5

narnia where the 4 little white kids didn't want to get raped by the
RoboCop

5th white kid who was afraid of being raped by..
abr5

the Hoodasubang, a great creature from
RoboCop

Narnia that is located in...
abr5

the plains of spain where there is alot of
Justice

cheese.
You Wont See Me

and crackers with
MetaLManaC582

double stuff oreos covered in...
Roll Tide

This isn't part of the story, but you guys are kinda missing the point of this. It's a story, not a descriptive essay.. more action and less details.
RoboCop

MetaLManaC582 wrote:
double stuff oreos covered in...


fighting ninjas using
g36 monkey

cannons that shot the white stuff (in the middle of an oreo)
pb125

These threads kill forums

: (
RoboCop

g36 monkey wrote:
cannons that shot the white stuff (in the middle of an oreo)
which covered the enemy called
g36 monkey

a mortimondo, whos secret power was
abr5

shooting cats out of his
RoboCop

super cat ray which was built by...
abr5

tigman while using his amazing machines, that he stole from
g36 monkey

the hoodasubang, when he found out he
RoboCop

stole his tools from him, so...
g36 monkey

he was basically getting even, when suddenly!!
abr5

tig shot him with the zebra 98 c right in his
redneckdeerhunter

Tibia and broke it, so then he was taken to the...
RoboCop

mourge because he had already died from...
abr5

bird flu that he contracted while exploring the dense jungles of
Smitty

Iowa where there live many
abr5

gay people that enjoy kicking the crap outa stupid little
g36 monkey

abr5 wrote:
gay people that enjoy kicking the crap outa stupid little


tangerines because
RoboCop

they thought it would be fun and didn't know where...
sinisterNorth

...they could hide their bountiful treasures. Their leader, ...
g36 monkey

Count Cda, thought it was cool to play tupac music during cermenoies, but....
RoboCop

CDA is missing in action because of the flood caused by...
g36 monkey

the release of all the trolls YWSM had caught, the flood was of pointless posts getting out of hand and robo couldnt handle them Rambo
You Wont See Me

Because he was too busy dealing with G36 when
RoboCop

g36 wouldn't stop posting pointless posts so...
sinisterNorth

...Robo <female dog> slapped g36 and reported him to Smitty who...
abr5

said i don't give a flying *fudge* then promply turned around so he could
tigman250

Roll Tide wrote:
This isn't part of the story, but you guys are kinda missing the point of this. It's a story, not a descriptive essay.. more action and less details.


uh oh.....we're gonna get spanked by the "once upon a time" NAZI again we still aren't following the "rules" Shocked

but anayway

abr5 wrote:
said i don't give a flying *fudge* then promply turned around so he could


go to the local 7-11 to pick up some marshmallows for smores to make for the hooters cheerleading squad that was coming over for a cookout later tonight, he then rembered....
g36 monkey

he already had marshmallows at home and he just wasted $6.71 cents because of the gas stations rediculous prices...
abr5

because it was owned by an Indian, who was able to jack hte prices up so high that...
g36 monkey

you had to give an arm and a leg for a candy bar, one day....
RoboCop

the Indian raised the price of gas to $20.899 for regular unleaded gasoline so he sould send the extra money to his home boys in...
Roll Tide

tigman250 wrote:
Roll Tide wrote:
This isn't part of the story, but you guys are kinda missing the point of this. It's a story, not a descriptive essay.. more action and less details.


uh oh.....we're gonna get spanked by the "once upon a time" NAZI again we still aren't following the "rules" Shocked


Haha, your maturity level for your age never ceases to amaze me.
tigman250

Roll Tide wrote:
tigman250 wrote:
Roll Tide wrote:
This isn't part of the story, but you guys are kinda missing the point of this. It's a story, not a descriptive essay.. more action and less details.


uh oh.....we're gonna get spanked by the "once upon a time" NAZI again we still aren't following the "rules" Shocked


Haha, your maturity level for your age never ceases to amaze me.


for some reason i only feel the need to act childish toward you......kinda odd really Thinking

back to business....

RoboCop wrote:
the Indian raised the price of gas to $20.899 for regular unleaded gasoline so he sould send the extra money to his home boys in...


Texas where they used the money to dodge border police and become illegal aliens, when they get to the states they....

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